I TOLD YOU ASSHOLES!

But no no, no one ever listens to me. Sme of you who have known me for some time may recall this. Well, thanks to a good old friend who I don’t get to talk to often (Hi!), I have found the following:

New Source of Global Warming Gas Found: Plants

That’s right fuckers, plants. I want to vent some more, but really, I think this speaks for itself. I think you all may want to familiarize yourselves with that case file for the impending war against the plants. I for one, do NOT welcome our new leafy overlords!